Holiday Survival Guide: Dealing with the Crazy Relatives

A photo of Christmas ornaments.Seeing all of your friends and family during the holiday season is either something you look forward to or something that you dread. Maybe it’s your rude aunt, your strange cousin, or that other relative that you’ve always known was “cray cray.”

No matter who you dread seeing this holiday season, here are some constructive tips for making the best of being around the bizarre collective of people who happen to be related to you either by blood or other connections.

Laugh at the absurdity

When the yams are on fire, the little ones are shrieking, the dogs are barking, the two who just can’t get along are arguing, and weird uncle Ned is trying to tell you about his latest shenanigans, let yourself see the situation for what it is: absurd. Accept it and laugh at it.

Write it down

Throwing all of your friends and family under one roof for a Christmas dinner can produce unusual side effects. Some of the stories surrounding holidays in my families are ones you would never make up on your own, so they are perfect for your creative writing journal. Jot down what happens this year and use it as fodder for a family gathering in your novel. Continue reading Holiday Survival Guide: Dealing with the Crazy Relatives…

Posted by Shawna at 1:19 pm on December 24th, 2011.


Project 365 Update: July

Photos from my life in July 2011. Notable stuff: 4th of July, Harry Potter, ER visits, and a car accident!

July 1st

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Strawberry Blueberry Pie.

July 2nd

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Homemade Pizza.

July 3rd

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Road trip to the coast.

July 4th

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Bubbles at the beach while waiting for the fireworks.

July 13th

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Delicious chicken soup entirely from scratch.

July 14th

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My husband let me dress him up as a bearded Harry Potter for the movie premiere. I made the wand. He made the origami owl. Right after this we spent two days in the ER with a friend who had emergency surgery.

Continue reading Project 365 Update: July…

Posted by Shawna at 7:00 am on December 24th, 2011.


File this under “Things Celebrities Shouldn’t Be Doing”

I’m laughing hard this morning because a friend of mine shared an article stating that R. Kelly has written another 32 chapters of “Trapped in the Closet.”

When celebrities write anything, the quality is sure to be questionable. When R. Kelly writes “Trapped in the Closet”, the result is sure to be crazy, bizarre, amusing, and slightly frightening. The best thing I can see coming out of this is a sequel to Weird Al’s “Trapped in the Drive Thru.”

Posted by Shawna at 12:06 pm on December 23rd, 2011.